Friday, March 14, 2008

girls should always go for tech savvy ENGINEERS!!

This post is dedicated to girls who are confused in their selections(i hope this can work as a wikipedia for them)

1.) While engineers may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ‘em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ‘em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) They’ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they’re more attentive than guys who “have more options”. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they’ll likely have mental lists of all the things they’d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I’m not really familiar with this myself, but I’ve friends who’ve been intimate with geek guys and it’s raves all around.

8.) They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, burgers and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook u can work with a meagre pizza!!

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove” on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.

10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you’ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as a princess if he’ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn’t want to go someplace with you, you won’t have to worry much about what he’s up to. You’ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Diet Coke cans with code blinking from the screen. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

11.) They’re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. He does too! They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won’t try their best to make you feel like crap.

12.) They’re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. You won’t have to listen to him blathering on about his car, he’ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

13.) And the final reason why engineers make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than anything else over here.

So girls gear up, for searching a perfect engineers for yourself!!


viggy said...

well i hope that you have copied this post from somewhere else, bcoz if you havent, you really must have gone crazy apart from being frustrated.
however it is good that you have started maintaining a blog, it will be more easy to understand you now.

Here I am... said...

thanks for ur comment viggy...well this is a natural outburst of my emotions rather u can say pithy maxim for all the girls out there still searching for their majnussss..
and regarding craziness -i m!

~****sucheta****~ said...

"girls out there still searching for their majnussss..".....???is it...huh get a life..."regarding craziness -i m!"undoubtedly...wnt blame u..its d same story wid all guys.:D

eashansalhotra said...

nice work vivek
u ve brought forward the points many engineers r looking 4 in order 2 gain confidence...
ur post can b a light 4 their path of searching their partners


Rangeen said...

Looks more like a matrimonial post than a natural outburst to me. I mean yeah off course engineer guys are a good catch, but what if they are as desperate an engineer guy as you are. Any ways keep publicizing for the kinds of you me and a lot more. Keep up the good work dude...

kkn said...


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